nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via joshpeck)

selectables:

F is for friends who don’t talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

(via communistbakery)

automatically:

can’t stop laughing at how accurate this is 😂

automatically:

can’t stop laughing at how accurate this is 😂

(via surprisebitch)

nippled:

*throws confetti at you* be quiet

(via bunsen)

paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

(via gnarly)

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

(Source: memewhore, via bullied)

panducky:

How Jess hits on guys

panducky:

How Jess hits on guys

(Source: reshirum, via zackisontumblr)

relatetable:

asvprock:

*When you are about to finish an essay, but you lose power*

image

(via unpopuler)

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

(via whoredinarygirl)

Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.

(Source: skullmoon, via joshpeck)

lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

(via zackisontumblr)

inactiveblogger:

october will soon be octover 

(via unpopuler)

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via perks-of-being-chinese)