alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

(Source: alrightevans, via distraction)

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

(Source: fandomquoter, via internetexplwhorer)

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via internetexplwhorer)

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

(Source: derekswinslow, via internetexplwhorer)

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

image

(via surprisebitch)

nbcsnl:

ASK JAY ANYTHING! His Reddit AMA just started…

hissaviour-herhome:

   you traded your ship for me
         a y e .

(via swans-and-scoundrels)

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

(via zackisontumblr)

my-friend-the-frog:

today is my lil bro’s bday so i made him some of his favourite dorks heros

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kushandwizdom:

More here..

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow, via communistbakery)

catsbeaversandducks:

Her name is Chloe Luella and she thinks everything is the worst thing.

Photos/captions by ©Chloe Luella

(via joshpeck)

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

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