(Source: comfy-pillows, via biddie5)

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via percychekov)

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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tyleroakley:

lindsaychrist:

i wont let this video die

nobody should

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definitionofdisney:

If you love Disney you must follow this blog!

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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caseyanthonyofficial:

twofingerswhiskey:

a11ysonwonderland:

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

What a truly awful website this is

(via starlitmountains)

We Potterheads aren’t kidding when we are saying she’s the queen

(Source: ohcedric, via starlitmountains)

Some people pass through our lives in a shorter time frame than we had hoped to teach us things they never could have taught if they stayed.

jimdoesntcarrey:

strippedtease:

thank u dad

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via sleekings)

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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